Charlie Sheen one-ups the Oscars

The Oscars. Most of the banter Monday was about Melissa Leo dropping the F bomb during her lengthy acceptance speech for best supporting actress in “The Fighter,” Kirk Douglas’ appearance as a presenter, and Charlie Sheen … who was not nominated for an Academy Award, but was interviewed on the Today Show Monday morning, and his outlandish behavior is upstaging Oscar talk, unfortunately.

SHEEN

To catch you up, CBS canceled Sheen’s TV show, “Two and a Half Men,” due to his recent public behavior, which included calling out the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre. Sheen is now demanding CBS publicly apologize “while licking his feet.”

When asked how long he’s been clean, Sheen simply stated “drugs tests don’t lie.” This was also his answer to the interviewer’s question: “When was the last time you did drugs?” Sheen replied: “I don’t know. I don’t care. Drug tests don’t lie. Score boards don’t lie.” It’s my understanding that recovering addicts know to the hour how long they’ve been clean, but you can make up your own mind. He seemed to be high on something, but according to Charlie Sheen, he was high on a drug called … Charlie Sheen. (Comedian Patton Oswalt posted this on Twitter: David Simon needs to do a 6th season of THE WIRE, where Marlo and his crew start selling Charlie Sheen on the corners.)

So enough about Charlie, his rant and his alleged sobriety. The Oscars were sort of ho-hum. I watched the awards show with several who loved James Franco’s dead-pan humor. It didn’t work for me, and Anne Hathaway was really endearing, cute and sweet, but that didn’t work for me either despite her many wardrobe changes. Oscar hosts should be more commanding. Let’s get Alec Baldwin back. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate these actors and look forward to their work. In fact, I wondered if Franco was drafted to play the “dumb stoner,” which is a shame because he is anything but. He’s working on his MFA at Columbia University and recently finished filming his directorial debut movie.

FIRTH

The King’s Speech swept the big Oscar categories with wins for Best Picture, Best Director (Tom Hooper) and Best Actor (Colin Firth). I wondered if the Academy didn’t tip the scales for Firth as a compensation for last year’s loss for his role in “A Single Man.” (Jeff Bridges snagged it in 2009 for playing an over-the-hill country star battling alcoholism in “Crazy Heart.” If there was a time to split the gold statuette, last year would have been one of them.)

Many were surprised at Trent Reznor’s win for Best Original Score for “The Social Network” over Hans Zimmer for “Inception.” Christian Bale plugged Dick Ecklund’s website during his acceptance speech for best supporting actor in “The Fighter.” Some boos were heard in the crowd. Natalie Portman’s fiancee, Brian Millipied, helped her up the stairs to accept the Best Actress Oscar, a sweet assistance considering she’s pregnant. Her speech started beautifully and genuine, and I almost teared when she said she’s training for her most important role, as a mother.

PALTROW

Jennifer Hudson presented the award for Best Song, and the whole time she was on stage, I wanted her to tear it up with her power-house talent, but alas, she wasn’t there to sing. Randy Newman won his Nth Oscar for Best Song.  And later, I felt tense and empathetic during Gwyneth Paltrow’s performance of “Coming Home” from her movie, “Country Strong.” What an audience to perform for.

Here’s a list of winners at the 83rd Academy Awards, and here’s a photo gallery.

Let’s talk about the show, the winners, losers, hosts. What did you think about the event?

OSCARS: One opinion on best supporting nominations

Christian Bale and Melissa Leo have a fighting
chance at supporting-actor Oscars

By Rafer Guzman
Newsday

Where’s Justin Timberlake?

In “The Social Network,” he had the small but crucial role of a slick-talking dot-commer who walked away with a slice of the Facebook pie. Critics were impressed, but when Oscar nods were announced, Timberlake’s name was not called. In the meantime, Timberlake will surely be graciously cheering for his colleagues in this year’s best supporting actor category. Here are the contenders:

  • Jeremy Renner, “The Town.” Renner followed up his reckless Army bomb defuser in 2009’s “The Hurt Locker” with a trigger-happy bank robber in this crime drama from Ben Affleck. Renner again drew fine notices, but his rising star hasn’t yet hit the firmament.
  • Mark Ruffalo, “The Kids Are All Right.” Call him the straight man in this comedy-drama about a lesbian couple. Though widely considered a top-notch actor, Ruffalo has a natural, deceptively easy style, which may explain why he had never before gotten an Oscar nomination.
  • John Hawkes, “Winter’s Bone.” John who? Think of him as a male Melissa Leo. After years of hard work in the bit-part trenches, he lands a major role in this gritty indie drama and now, at 51, finds himself in need of an Oscar-night tuxedo. He won’t win, but he’s worth rooting for.
  • Geoffrey Rush, “The King’s Speech.” In any other year, Rush would win for his terrific portrayal of real-life eccentric vocal coach Lionel Logue. The movie will likely win many awards, just not this one.
  • Christian Bale, “The Fighter.” And in this corner, it’s not the movie’s star, Mark Wahlberg, but Bale who seems destined for an Oscar knockout. Bale dropped 30 pounds to play a crack-addicted former boxer, and his performance has made him the heavyweight in this fight.

Best Supporting Actress

The winner seems already decided, but this year’s list of supporting actress Oscar nominees is still full of surprises.

One is Jacki Weaver, an Australian few Americans had heard of until she earned a nod for playing a crime-family matriarch in the thriller “Animal Kingdom.” Another is young Hailee Steinfeld, who plays a little girl gunning for rough justice in “True Grit,” the Coen brothers Western that has done unexpectedly well at the Oscars with 10 nominations, second only to “The King’s Speech” with 12.

There’s also the Melissa Leo question. The front-runner’s unorthodox Oscar campaign, in which she took out her own ads in trade publications, has raised enough eyebrows that a last-minute win for Helena Bonham Carter (“The King’s Speech”) almost seems possible.

Leo remains the front-runner, but the mini-scandal has at least helped spice up this particular race. Here are the ladies in waiting:

  • Amy Adams, “The Fighter.” As a no-nonsense bartender, Adams delivered one of this film’s best performances. But just as Mark Wahlberg paled next to Christian Bale, Adams has been outshone by Leo.
  • Hailee Steinfeld, “True Grit.” The bad news: She won’t win. The good news: She’s now an Oscar-nominated 14-year-old whose first major role came in a Coen brothers film alongside Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon and Josh Brolin.
  • Jacki Weaver, “Animal Kingdom.” This film has earned just over $1 million in ticket sales, according to BoxOfficeMojo, which means few people have even seen it. Luckily for Weaver, academy voters were among them.
  • Helena Bonham Carter, “The King’s Speech.” After a long stretch of cartoony roles in the “Harry Potter” films and partner Tim Burton’s 2010 version of “Alice in Wonderland,” Bonham returned to classical form as the young Queen Mother. The contrarian view says this could be her year.
  • Melissa Leo, “The Fighter.” As the chain-smoking mother of a crack addict, Leo delivered such a spot-on performance that this race seems hers to lose. And could she, given her rogue Oscar campaign? Either way, let’s hope for a close-up when the winner is announced.